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I won’t mind if Andy Schleck loses the Tour, so long as he loses to Thomas Voeckler, because that guy just does not give a fuck.
"Oh, you thought I would only spend a day or two in yellow? Oops, it’s been ten stages. You thought the mountains would do me in? Oh, sorry. I’m just going to keep ~accidentally riding into people’s driveways while still maintaining an overall lead. Or whatever."
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I just… I’m imagining someone thinking, What can I do to get noticed by the Tour de France cameras? What would make me look exceptionally rad? What was the most snubbed film of 1994?
Tour de I got 99 problems but the race ain’t one