Bertie Wooster tells it like it is.
'I say, Jeeves, as a matter of curiosity, what are you doing? I merely ask.'
'I'm sorting through this clothes, sir. These are for repairs, and these are for discarding.'
I often listen to QI at work and today every now and then I would pause and draw whoever happened to be caught in the frame (to stop myself going around the bend) in a quick 1-4min sketch.