In which the very skilled Jeremy Hardy sings the Spider-Man theme to the tune of Brahms’ Lullaby on I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue.
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Would it help if I drew a picture of an elephant? No.
One of the pages of John Finnemore’s Cabin Pressure diary for St Petersburg.
,Arthur: Here you are, skip. Nice hot cup of coffee.
Martin: Ugh, it’s cold.
Arthur: Nice cup of coffee.
Martin: It’s horrible!
Arthur: Cup of coffee.
Martin: Not even sure if it is coffee.
Arthur: Cup.
That Mitchell and Webb Sound - Michael Sheen
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Three adorable men being adorable.
John Finnemore’s Souvenir Programme
,Jeremy, I’d like you to sing the words of “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas to the tune of “I Vow to Thee My Country.”
,And finally, Marcus, I’d like you to sing the words to “Bigmouth Strikes Again” by the Smiths to the tune of “Somewhere over the Rainbow.”
,Things to spend money on: very, very soft toilet paper and pants from real shops. You can get pants out of a skip if you wash them, but don’t buy second-hand pants.
Jeremy Hardy’s tips for a happy life: Charmin and new underwear.
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