There is something so sinister about George Osborne, I mean, he does have evil hair, doesn’t he? I’m just convinced that under his shirt he’s written the words ‘Sex Chancellor’ in lipstick across his chest.
Will Smith (not that one) on the News Quiz
Things to spend money on: very, very soft toilet paper and pants from real shops. You can get pants out of a skip if you wash them, but don’t buy second-hand pants.
Jeremy Hardy’s tips for a happy life: Charmin and new underwear.
3:37 pm, by diogenesclub
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Jeremy Hardy explains Christmas
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“Sandi and me sitting on Jeremy’s lap. He loves it.”
stripesanddungarees asked: Bitches be jealous ;) ... I didn't get to meet them though sadly!
I know if I were ever to meet them I would be all
so, for me anyway, this is probably for the best.
,Jeremy you have to stop, because I’m going to die.
,Mostly hunting, not very good at gathering! I crush all the berries in my hands!
,These things are really annoying. These things should be punishable by death.
