Awake absurdly early on a Saturday to attend the Rally to
stalk Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Restore Sanity, which is pretty exciting because nothing cool ever happens in DC.
I might even vote this year, which is something I only do on very special occasions, because
a recording of Barack Obama called my house and told me to. So I was like
So apparently there is zero cell reception on the National Mall, which meant that like two of my embarrassingly many Rally to
stalk Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Restore Sanity tweets went through, and my phone died in the attempt. So as to not clog up anyone’s stream on twitter by posting them there now, here is everything that happened to me in a five-hour period of crowds, odors, and tights.
Young Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.