Jeremy: There’s a terrifyingly large moorhen up in the top right.
In which the very skilled Jeremy Hardy sings the Spider-Man theme to the tune of Brahms’ Lullaby on I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue.
,Jeremy, I’d like you to sing the words of “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas to the tune of “I Vow to Thee My Country.”
,Things to spend money on: very, very soft toilet paper and pants from real shops. You can get pants out of a skip if you wash them, but don’t buy second-hand pants.
Jeremy Hardy’s tips for a happy life: Charmin and new underwear.
3:37 pm, by diogenesclub
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Jeremy Hardy explains Christmas
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“Sandi and me sitting on Jeremy’s lap. He loves it.”
,Jeremy you have to stop, because I’m going to die.
,Mostly hunting, not very good at gathering! I crush all the berries in my hands!
