"Rooooar. Rooooar. Roar."
HOTH WEEK: Day 2 of 4
Al: “Brother, our mother is dead, but maybe we can bring her back using alchemy!”
Stannis: “No. That’s against the fundamental laws of alchemy. We’re not doing it.”
Ron: “Stannis, the troll just went into the girls’ bathroom! Hermione’s in there! What do we do?”
Stannis: “I’m going to get Professor McGonagall!”
Ron: “But there’s no time! We have to go in and save her!”
Stannis: “It’s the girls’ bathroom. We’re boys. We’re not allowed in there.”
Lord of the Rings:
Ring: “Staaaaannissssssss, Staaaaaaannissssss, put me on, Staaaaaannisssssss, you know you waaaaaant tooooooooooo.”
Stannis: “I’m supposed to take you straight to the Cracks of Doom and destroy you, so no, thank you.”
Ring: “But my powerrrrrrrrrrr…”
Stannis: “No means no. You be quiet now.”
Narrator: And although the intervention didn’t work…it turned into one of the Bluth family’s better parties.
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